John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they
arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John
and kissed him passionately.
"My goodness", said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"
"22 years", replied John.
"You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that
after all those years."
"Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
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