15 Rules that Delhi lives by...

Soooo
true

1. The Other Side
Law:

If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via
Meerut.

2. The Queue
Nahin Rule:

If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking
into the front as long as I am looking the other way.

3. The Mind Over
Matter Law:

If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can
easily pass through one another.

4. The Auto
Axiom:

If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an
information security leak.

5. The In Spit Of
Thing:

The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the
stronger the roads become.

6. The Cinema
Hall Fact:

If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into
pause mode.

7. The
Brotherhood Law:

If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that
the other person has illicit relations with his sister.

8. The Baraat
Right:

When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to
me. To ME.

9. The Heart Of
Things:

If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop
can see through my maldeformed chest into the depths of my soul.

10. The Name
Game:

It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the
nicknames of my children.

11. Parking Up
The Wrong Tree:

When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the
traffic is not affected.

12. The Chill
Bill Move:

When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to
pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

13. The Ogling
Stare

If you don't ogle and drool at every hot Chic that passes by, you're
gay.

14. The Bus Karo
Law:

If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will
explode and blow into 6 million pieces.

15. The VIP Rule:

There are only 6 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main,
Mainu, Assi.